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Income of The Great Bill Gates

1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!

2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back.

3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years.

4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with US$5 Million for his pocket money.

5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.

6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on earth.

7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can make a road from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.

8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money before he can go to heaven.

Last but not the least: If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years !!!!!!! !!!!

Definitions you won't find in the dictionary!

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

Beautiful Candle





WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up

FIVE MINUTES
if she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
this is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
this is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
this is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
a woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments
they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!

Oh, and before we forget
"Whatever"
...it's a woman's way of saying *! #@ YOU

Kena tag la plak...

SEBENARNYA saya telah di tag oleh Kak Roshatika untuk menyenaraikan 8 fakta tentang diri saya. Untuk tugasan ini saya harus mematuhi empat peraturan iaitu:-

a. Saya dikehendaki post peraturan ini sebelum menyenaraikan lapan fakta tersebut.
b. Menyenaraikan lapan fakta tentang diri saya.
c. Pilih lapan blogger lain untuk di tag.
d. Tinggalkan komen di blog mereka menyatakan mereka telah di tag.

Kerana saya telah menyahut tugasan ini maka di bawah ini saya senaraikan lapan fakta tentang diri saya yang mungkin anda semua tidak mengetahuinya.

Fakta 1
Saya anak bongsu dan satu2nya anak perempuan dari 5 beradik. Ada 5 orang lagi adik beradik tiri merangkap sepupu sebelah ayah. Kematian emak ketika usia hampir 22 thn.

Fakta 2
Budak pandai masa skolah rendah n lower form..(perasan... hehhe)... dpt 4A UPSR (masa tu UPSR ada 4 subjek je), 9A PMR... SPM (sains) grade 1, sambung asasi sains fizikal sethn pastu sbg degree kat UM dlm engineering 4 thn.

Fakta 3
Pernah menghadiri lebih 10 interview utk bekerja, menganggur hampir sethn sebelum bekerja sbg pekerja kilang... (engineer maa)

Fakta 4
Saya rajin buat blog tapi tak rajin nak update... saya ada lebih dari 6 blog.. nak tahu blog apa cari la sendiri... heheh

Fakta 5
pendiam orgnya... tgh nak berubah nak jadi peramah... heheh... org ramah ni senang nak wat duit ... heheh

Fakta 6
Cita2 nak jadi suri rumah cyber.... heheheh... nak jadi jutawan internet la...

Fakta 7
Teringin nak melancong 1 dunia... Negeri2 kat MAlaysia ni sumer dah pegi dah...

Fakta 8
agak misteri orgnya... hehhe.. apa yg misteri?? misteri la... takleh bagitahu nanti tak misteri plak...

oklah... sapalah mangsa seterusnya... oleh kerana saya di tag dr mybloglog jadi saya tag 8 org berikut dr mybloglog :

1)zublizainordin
2)CamarPutih
3)laling
4)zureyna
5)erzua_anna
6)Waliz
7)acesmave
8)Misya

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