Once upon a time....
a guy asked a girl,
"Will you marry me?"
The girl said "NO"
and the guy live happily ever after...
The End.
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Shortest love story
Once upon a time....
a guy asked a girl,
"Will you marry me?"
The girl said "NO"
and the guy live happily ever after...
The End.
Smart ways for girls to turn Guys down
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours...
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HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
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HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
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HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
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HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
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HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
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HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
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HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
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HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
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HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
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HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
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HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
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HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
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HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Creative ads - those make u think
Title: Drive safely
Title: Protect children from online pornography
Headline: Is this what your child surfs on the Internet?
Title: Feed the Children
Headline: The next time you waste food, think
Title: Parenting is by example
Headline: Children learn fast. Don't fight at home.
Title: Stop Domestic Violence
Headline: 78% of domestic abuse incidents resulting in death occur in the victim's home.
Title: Protect children from online pornography
Headline: Is this what your child surfs on the Internet?
Title: Feed the Children
Headline: The next time you waste food, think
Title: Parenting is by example
Headline: Children learn fast. Don't fight at home.
Title: Stop Domestic Violence
Headline: 78% of domestic abuse incidents resulting in death occur in the victim's home.
Having Fun With Temporary Tattoos
A lot of us don't want to take the step of getting a permanent tattoo, and even if we do, we really want to try before we buy, which isn't possible when you get a permanent tattoo. So for that reason, temporary tattoos are a great way to partake in the tattoo craze without having to commit your skin to a permanent image, or try it to see how it looks if you eventually want to get inked permanently.
There are several ways to receive a temporary tattoo. One is the obvious one we may have already participated in with our children, where we get a simple transfer, wet it, and they have an instant tattoo. Others get them airbrushed on using a stencil, or maybe colored on using body paint, body pencils, or body crayons. Some of these can look pretty good if you have a good artist doing it.
Some tattoos have even been used recently for children's safety, with parents putting a tattoo on the kids and including their cell phone number if they get lost in a crowded place, which has been known to happen. The latest craze with temporary tattoos has been with henna, which can look very good, but they usually have a brownish, orangish or burgundy type color, not really reaching those dark blue or black colors many people desire.
One thing that we all must be careful of is the false or "black henna," which really doesn't exist, but is marketed as such. It contains the chemical para-Phenylenediamine (PPD), which is used in a number of cosmetic products, among other things.
This can be dangerous and damage the skin, and is illegal for tattooing in most places. The key point to remember is there is no such thing as black henna, it's only PPD being mixed with true henna, to give the illusion that it is actually a real product.
PPD can permanently damage the skin, and leave the outlines of a tattoo on your skin for the rest of your life. Be careful especially in resort and tourist areas where tattoo artists advertise there wares. Some children have been tattooed and been left with permanent marking or scarring from the process. It could happen to adults as well.
Anyway, this isn't said to take the fun out of temporary tattoos, just to let you know to be cautious when going about your business.
Temporary Tattoos
Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Ellen_Stevens
Human tower competition in Spain
Every summer in Catalonia, Spain, teams of "Castellers" can be seen competing against each other to see who can build the highest human tower.
Every catalan town has their own team or "Colla" made up of men, woman and children. Taking directions from a "Cap de colla" (Captain of the Colla), the Castellers form a solid foundation of packed bodies, linking arms and hands together in an intricate way that will carry the weight of several tones.
The foundation also serves to soften the fall in case the tower collapses, which is not uncommon. On this foundation up to eight more levels of people are built, each layer standing on the shoulders of the ones below. The top levels are made up of children and the Castell is completed when a young child waves to the crowd from the top of the pinnacle.
Click image to see in larger view.
Every catalan town has their own team or "Colla" made up of men, woman and children. Taking directions from a "Cap de colla" (Captain of the Colla), the Castellers form a solid foundation of packed bodies, linking arms and hands together in an intricate way that will carry the weight of several tones.
The foundation also serves to soften the fall in case the tower collapses, which is not uncommon. On this foundation up to eight more levels of people are built, each layer standing on the shoulders of the ones below. The top levels are made up of children and the Castell is completed when a young child waves to the crowd from the top of the pinnacle.
Click image to see in larger view.
This list information was being forwarded around the Internet in e-mail, so I decided to put it on my web page. I'm afraid I can't vouch for its authenticity, tell you where it came from, who compiled the list, or anything like that.
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