Bill Gates in Hell
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't..."
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys."
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
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Letter to Mr.Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to the internet, we planned to open an email account & whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column. Only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santosh Singh and he said that there is no problem with the keyboard. Because of this we open the email account with password ******. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We're unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop'. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is a 'run' in the menu. One of my friends has clicked 'run' and has run up to Amritsar! So we request you to change that to 'sit'. So that we can click that button by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any’re-scooter' available in the system? As I find only’re-cycle', but I own a scooter at home.
6. There is a 'find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot on tracing the key with this 'find' but unable to trace. Is it a 'bug'?
7. Every night I'm not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, so I suggest that you provide 1 dog to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when you are going to give me money for winning Hearts (playing cards in game) and when are you coming to my home to collect your money.
9. My child learnt Microsoft Word now he wants to learn Microsoft Sentence, so when can you provide that?
:tq:
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't..."
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys."
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
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Letter to Mr.Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to the internet, we planned to open an email account & whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column. Only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santosh Singh and he said that there is no problem with the keyboard. Because of this we open the email account with password ******. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We're unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop'. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is a 'run' in the menu. One of my friends has clicked 'run' and has run up to Amritsar! So we request you to change that to 'sit'. So that we can click that button by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any’re-scooter' available in the system? As I find only’re-cycle', but I own a scooter at home.
6. There is a 'find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot on tracing the key with this 'find' but unable to trace. Is it a 'bug'?
7. Every night I'm not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, so I suggest that you provide 1 dog to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when you are going to give me money for winning Hearts (playing cards in game) and when are you coming to my home to collect your money.
9. My child learnt Microsoft Word now he wants to learn Microsoft Sentence, so when can you provide that?
:tq:
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