Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
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PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference.
PS : ???!!!
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Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu : how do u say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
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Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
Somu : How do u say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.
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Ramu : Hey.... whats time now?
Somu : System time or local time...??
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Ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
Somu : may be, its internal buses are on strike.. check out!
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Ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?
Somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.
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Ramu : why are u wiping ur terminal very often with a cloth?
Somu : clear command is not working properly for my terminal. that's why?
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Vani : We have shifted our home to Vadodara now..
Soni : right shift or left shift??
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Pooja: do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?
Varsha : u mean recipe..?
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Ramu : Somu, I am going to file a case against my landlord yaar. He's harassing me too much.
Somu : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case or.......
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Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference.
PS : ???!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu : how do u say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
Somu : How do u say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Ramu : Hey.... whats time now?
Somu : System time or local time...??
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
Somu : may be, its internal buses are on strike.. check out!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?
Somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Ramu : why are u wiping ur terminal very often with a cloth?
Somu : clear command is not working properly for my terminal. that's why?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Vani : We have shifted our home to Vadodara now..
Soni : right shift or left shift??
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Pooja: do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?
Varsha : u mean recipe..?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Ramu : Somu, I am going to file a case against my landlord yaar. He's harassing me too much.
Somu : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case or.......
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