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ORIGINAL QUOTE:
If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he comes back, he’s yours,
If he doesn’t, he never was….


NOW THE NEW VERSIONS BY DIFFERENT PEOPLE:

Pessimist:
If you love someone,Set him free…If he ever comes back, he’s yours,If he doesn’t, as expected, he never was.

Optimist:
If you love someone,Set him free…Don’t worry, he will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,Set him free…If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,Set him free…If he doesn’t come back within some time forget him.

Patient:
If you love someone,Set him free…If he doesn’t come back, continue to wait, until he comes back…

Playful:
If you love someone,Set him free …* If he comes back,and if you love him still,set him free again, repeat *

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_he))m_he.free()if(m_he == NULL)m_he= new CHe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,Set him free,In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,Set him free,Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…

Bill Gates :
If you love someone,Set him free,If he comes back,I think we can charge him for re-installation fees but tell him that he’s also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :
If you love someone,Set him free,He’ll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,Set him free,If he loves you, the probability of him coming back is high. If he doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger’ s fans:
If you love someone,Set him free,HE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:
If you love someonedon’t set him free.

HR specialist:
If you love someoneset him free by Offering him VRS and other benefits Then outsource him!!!

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